religious right

The extremely ironic name for the shit-brained fascists who are fighting for control of America, and who put the Bush junta in power.

Fuckin' A Batman! Fuckin' A!

by Pace June 4, 2004

Anti-Religionist

1: A person who can look at organized religion on the whole and see it is detrimental to the progress of mankind.

2: Someone who believes that religion or the belief in a higher power drives some people to terrible things, and while not all people will go to the same extremes the small amount of comfort given by religion is not worth the pain created by it.

3: A person who bases their life and ideas on fact.

"They must be Anti-religionists, they look so content."

by Killertikisurferdude August 22, 2011

religious right

People who existed back in Biblical times, too. Only back then, they were called Pharisees, whom Jesus scorned as what they were: spotless hypocrites who flaunted their supposed virtue.

They who humble themselves shall be exalted, but they who exalt themselves shall be humbled.

by Da Jezus April 24, 2005

Bad Religion

Best fucking band still out there. Second only to the immortal CLASH.

You hate Bad Religion? Chainsaw meets neck

by punkx017 August 9, 2003

Religious Fanatic

1. A person that believes the Bible is fact and that all other views are wrong. 2. A person that misinterprets a book of faith in order to cause hatred and ignorance towards homosexuals, lesbians, people of color, women, and anyone else that is different. 3. A person that denies all logic, science, and common sense in order to find comfort in faith. 4. A person that believes it is okay to hurt and kill, as long as it is preformed in the name of faith. 5. A person that comes up with stupid responses to disprove scientific facts, i.e, the Earth is 3000 years old (Even though it has been proven to be 4.5 Billion yeas old.) Humans tamed and rode dinosaurs (When this is impossible, seeing as humans have only been around for a few hundred thousand years and dinosaurs have been proven to have gone instinct millions of years ago.) A man named Noel rounded up 2 of every species and placed them in a boat to save them from a flood. (Even though there is Trillions of animal species on Earth and it would be impossible to round up 2 of each. Even if this could happen, 2 of every animal species would cause inbreeding, which would then cause all of those lifeforms to die. Not to mention there isn't enough water on Earth to cause this type of flood.) 6. A person that believes 2 humans were created by God, which then lead to all human life on Earth. (Which is impossible. This would also cause inbreeding and we would all share the same DNA code, in the way brothers and sisters do. This has been proven not to be the case.) 7. A person that would rather be ignorant to the facts, in order to feel comfortable with how they came to be. 8. A Republican.

If you don't believe in evolution, then check out a Religious Fanatic. They stopped evolving as a people a longtime ago.

by the2ndflood November 1, 2007

religion

Religion is an instituition that focuses around the belief of a higher being

NOTE: Why the hell is here only insults to religion? This is a DICTIONARY, people are supposed to give a description of what religion is! A goddamn instituition that focuses around the belief of a higher being! THAT'S IT.

by Ighj123 April 2, 2016

Corn Relish

The remnant amalgam of corn and fecal matter adhering to the unsheathed penile glans and shaft post withdrawal from the dirty anus of a lover after anal sex. May also be known as Spooning Corn Fritters.

Roger: Come on Brooohhh we got to head out. We are going to be late. It's about time you got here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015