Rectal shyness

The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.

I used to have rectal shyness but now I don't care who walks in on me!

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

rectal raygun

a shit so hard it awakes giants from there thousand year slumber, And is also on some Navy ships

"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other

by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019

Rectal devastation

The absolute annihilation of your ass

Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo

by iisaltyi January 31, 2020

Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

rectal rage

Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.

"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"

by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020

rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time

person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"

by the true meme boi January 6, 2021

Rectaltarian

The type of person who tries to enforce rules on everyone around them including the ones they create in their own head

That cop failed as a hall monitor now he is a major rectaltarian.

by Mr Vern March 2, 2021