Rectaltarian 

The type of person who tries to enforce rules on everyone around them including the ones they create in their own head

That cop failed as a hall monitor now he is a major rectaltarian.

Rectaltarian by Mr Vern March 2, 2021

Rectalatorian 

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person

The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.

Rectalatorian by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025