"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009
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1)A high quality illegal or "pirated" copy of a movie or television show.
- The typical "bootleg" of a current movie in theaters is shot with a camcorder and is of very low picture and sound quality. Most of these feature people coughing, laughing or getting up in front of the camera.
- On the other hand, true Boot-Ray discs or digital files are usually taken from DVD screeners and are of higher quality picture and sound because they are ripped from digital files.
- The typical "bootleg" of a current movie in theaters is shot with a camcorder and is of very low picture and sound quality. Most of these feature people coughing, laughing or getting up in front of the camera.
- On the other hand, true Boot-Ray discs or digital files are usually taken from DVD screeners and are of higher quality picture and sound because they are ripped from digital files.
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Chick: Honey, are we still going to the movies tonight?
Dude: Yeah, I have Avatar and Precious on Boot-Ray.
Chick: Whats that?
Dude: Its like blu-ray but we can watch movies that are in the theaters at home!
Chick: You're so cheap.
Dude: Economy's bad, hoe.
Chick: Honey, are we still going to the movies tonight?
Dude: Yeah, I have Avatar and Precious on Boot-Ray.
Chick: Whats that?
Dude: Its like blu-ray but we can watch movies that are in the theaters at home!
Chick: You're so cheap.
Dude: Economy's bad, hoe.
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"Wow Ima Ray Lane a bitch, no one steals 5o cents from me and gets away with it!"
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Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
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