ass roast

an extremely large, smelly bowel movement

Don't go in there for a while!

Why?

Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!

by Nate-the Great January 9, 2009

Groom Roast

A Groom Roast is a man’s versions of the bridal shower. The Bachelor Party may not always be appropriate for younger guys or older relatives, so this is a great way for all the important men in the groom’s life to celebrate him by spending an afternoon together and having a little fun at his expense (public appropriate comedic insults, praise, outlandish true stories and uplifting tributes). The groom knows that it’s all in fun, and is able to be a good sport about it. The groom will be roasted by those who wish to do it, with some of the same treatment possibly coming their way too. It’s hosted by the groomsmen, who pick a theme the groom would like: sports, gaming, poker… and bring everyone together with food, drinks and some good laughs.

Are you going to plan the Groom Roast?

by Groomage June 18, 2011

best roast

Granny Tranny

Blake: Hey Nick You mum gey and you dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny

Blake drops to the floor lifeless

Ur granny tranny is the best roast know to man

by Best roast March 13, 2018

pork roast

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.

syn. finger cuffs

"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example

by Jason January 10, 2005

cut a roast

A term used while describing an unappealing face

That girl is so ugly you could cut a roast on her face!

by dogobgyn January 19, 2010

Mini-roast

A spontaneous insult session directed at one person or group, usually lasting less than 2 minutes.

(Bob runs upstairs to grab a soda)
Person A-"Dude, Bob is such a douche!"
Person B-"oh dude I know! He is like a walking advertisement for Abercrombie and Fitch"
Person C-"He's such a baby too!"
(Bob starts to come down the stairs with soda)
Person A-"Ahhh that was a good MINI-ROAST"

by Mini-Roaster October 12, 2009

Dick Roast

When a group of guys gets together and barbecue. No girls allowed obviously.

Hey Chad, want come to a dick roast later at Ryan's?

by sasquatchcoc March 15, 2012