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road rules

television show on mtv in which contestants do activities meant to test their physical and emotional endurance
by bojangles July 31, 2003
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Road Pie

The act of giving or receiving cunnilingus whilst operating a motor vehicle. Extra points for doing it on a scooter.
Ishan was giving Kendall road pie when she tensed up and rear-ended a Delaware school bus.
by Ishan B July 28, 2008
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Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved
Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!
by pdr1017 May 6, 2008
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Road Mustard

The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip
During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich
by Sweats McGee July 30, 2010
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road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.
Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.
by autumnnips May 4, 2014
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road dog

my husband is a road dog. he is away in his truck all week
by sandrop4 November 2, 2012
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road rocket

receiving a blow job while driving an automobile
I hit a post because Kaitlin was giving me a road rocket
by s w e d January 4, 2008
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