road rules

television show on mtv in which contestants do activities meant to test their physical and emotional endurance

last night on ROAD RULES abe got kicked off.

by bojangles July 31, 2003

Road Pie

The act of giving or receiving cunnilingus whilst operating a motor vehicle. Extra points for doing it on a scooter.

Ishan was giving Kendall road pie when she tensed up and rear-ended a Delaware school bus.

by Ishan B July 28, 2008

Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved

Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!

by pdr1017 May 6, 2008

Road Mustard

The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip

During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich

by Sweats McGee July 30, 2010

road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.

Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.

by autumnnips May 4, 2014

road dog

a long haul truck driver

my husband is a road dog. he is away in his truck all week

by sandrop4 November 2, 2012

road rocket

receiving a blow job while driving an automobile

I hit a post because Kaitlin was giving me a road rocket

by s w e d January 4, 2008