redneck grenade 

The improper disposal of solid human waste when camping whereby the producer of said waste tosses it into the camp site of unsuspecting fellow campers.

When camping along the Duck River in Tennessee, Billy Bob pooped on a plate and tossed the redneck grenade like a frisbee onto the river bank where canoers later discovered it in horror.

redneck grenade by RedneckBilly April 29, 2010

redneck ferrari 

any corvette from 97 and up.

bobby joe just got a redneck ferrari, now he thinks he is the king of the trailer park

redneck ferrari by A-Diesel July 23, 2011

Redneck Ketchup 

(n). Synonymous to ranch dressing, preferably the cheapest brand on the shelf. The type of dressing that low socioeconomic status individuals use to douse their diabetes-inducing foodstuffs, ranging anywhere from hot-pockets to pizza, or anything else imaginable.

Wife: "Hey, Cletus! You 'unna stop 'n pick up that possum on the side 'a the road, there?"
Husband: "Iffin' we've got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner."

Redneck Ketchup by Kruz22 November 15, 2013

Redneck Fencing

The act of fencing with a pitchfork. Red hair adds to the experience.

James died during a match of Redneck Fencing.

Redneck Fencing by trenlr911 November 2, 2014

Redneck Thunder 

The rumbling cacophony of far-off Fireworks or Mortars, usually heard after the sun goes down.

Spouse: Is that Thunder?

You: Yeah, Redneck Thunder...

Redneck Thunder by A2endorser December 5, 2014

redneck crazy

When you find out you have been cheated on and you relentlessly harass the cheater and their side action.

I caught my girlfriend kissing some guy at the bar and I went redneck crazy. I dumped a pitcher of beer on them and slashed their tires on my way through the parking lot.

redneck crazy by Houdini The Great September 14, 2013

Redneck chrome 

Slang term for duct tape, specifically applied to make stuff look like it was chromed (such as cars.) it is extremely cheap and easy to get, and non toxic, unlike real chrome, rednecks always have a few dozen rolls of it in the shed (or truck.) It can be used to dress up your house, car, head, or cat.

Even redneck chrome couldn't make Bob's Ford Bronco look cool.

Redneck chrome by Crunkonius November 11, 2005