by Eddie1231234 March 27, 2011
Get the boney pursemug. The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.
by YahooYoyoscam January 8, 2021
Get the Hello Kitty Coin Pursemug. A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.
by S3R14L K1LL3R December 15, 2008
Get the purse slapmug. When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.
"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
by gedderneet August 31, 2013
Get the Purse Itchmug. by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017
Get the farmers pursemug. I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!
by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012
Get the purse squiremug. Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse
by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025
Get the Grandma’s Pursemug.