Show your puppy

When a random stranger (typically from the phillipines) messages you on facebook. After deciding she is ugly, you scheme to get her on webcam and show her your asshole, so that she may never bother another stranger again. So, you claim to have gotten a new puppy, and you want to show her. While you go get your "puppy" you drop your pants and spread your asshole as wide as possible in front of the webcam, simultaneously filming the footage so that you may later spam her facebook with these videos.

"I didn't ask you to show your puppy. I wanted love!"

by The original puppy shower November 11, 2011

puppie

infinitely preferable to human children; They only need to be housebroken, fed and watered. They give all the love there is to give, and then some. Unfortunately, while they as grown up dogs are considered man's best friend, Man is not necessarily Dog's friend of any particular quality by any stretch of the imagination...

Puppies and Kittens are heartwarming balls of fur that grow into Dogs and Cats...

by J. Michael Reiter January 4, 2005

meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

by ZoomaBaresAll November 6, 2010

Puppet Show

Incincere behaviour by a group or individual to abtain either status, approval or money.

Game shows on TV are quite a puppet show. Contestants and their families are encouraged to act outrageously to drum up ratings.

by Stephan Smolka March 23, 2007

puppy

1. makes bad people go good
2. makes straight men go gay
3. makes everybody no matter who you say the biggest "AWWWWWWWW, how cute!!" you will ever say.

mass murder "AWWWWWWW, WHAT A CUTE PUPPY!!"
Straightest of straits "OMG, THAT PUPPY MAKES ME FEEL SO GAY!"

by Jessica+Russell <3 February 9, 2009

auditioning the finger puppets

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005

Slut puppy

A person who uses their adorable and cute looks to attract a partner or partners for a casual sexual encounter.

Mike: Did you see how Matt took two ladies home last night?
Sam: Yeah! He is such a Slut puppy!

by Black DON-o-mite May 11, 2019