Procrastifacebooking

(verb) to procrastinate by going on Facebook; to prevent one's self from doing another tedious activity by going on Facebook, especially if one is a student avoiding homework

Master Chief: what are you up to?

Cortana: Procrastifacebooking. I have to read 4 chapters for class tomorrow, so I'm looking at pictures from Heather's party last weekend on Facebook instead.

Master Chief: Ah

by Commander Keyes April 7, 2009

procrapsturbate

When you procrastinate doing a task by masturbating while taking a dump on the toilet.

Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.

by Troys Favorite Friend October 21, 2009

self proclaimed

Giving your self a kind of secret title that others may not agree about

Paul is self proclaimed the worlds best dancer

by hint December 30, 2014

Masturbation Proclamation

a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence

masturbation proclamation, masturbate in class

by Krisspuff April 16, 2010

Procrasturbate

Aus. v. The art of postponing work to meet with Pamela Handerson.

Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.

by BoredMiner April 22, 2009

Procrastinaut

One who consistently puts off performing tasks. A habitual procrastinator.

"Brian has been ignoring his term paper for weeks. He's such a procrastinaut."

by Jimb076 April 22, 2009

Productive procrastination

Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.

I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.

by Valiant Chinchilla January 22, 2014