The meat press 

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.

Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS

The meat press by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press 

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Bald Head Press Conference 

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

Bald Head Press Conference by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.

Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.

Full Dong Press by anonymous August 8, 2025

Sinaloa pulido paining press 

A delicious sexual act involving 8 males and 1 female, the 8 males wrap black Forrest ham on their ducks and stack with the female in the bottom. the bottom man will stick their weiner in the females scooter missionary and the other 7 men stack on top of each other straight anal, once everyone has came in their respective ass they fart the cum onto the women's vaginas and and use whatever ham they have left and eat her out resulting in a delicious dessert

Bardomiano: sex is getting so boring none of these bitches frwky anymore.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.

Sinaloa pulido paining press by TrianglesRAwesome:38======D August 25, 2025

Latvian Leg Press

Verb/Action - Requires 2 people and insane fucking feet muscles. To grip a woman/man with your feet, while sitting down, and proceeding to move them up and down on your erect penis until a hard fucking orgasm.

Dude, I’m so horny, I could do a Latvian leg press!

Latvian Leg Press by gv_86 February 7, 2026

Scandinavian Bench-press

When you take a towel or washing cloth and hang it from your erect penis in an attempt to test the strength

Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength

Scandinavian Bench-press by Chris100000000000000 March 1, 2026