Poignant

Some of that was actually poignant.

Hym “Poignant but still fucking derivative of me. And here I remain. Uncredited for my contribution. Why? Because and only because I’m slow to violence...”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

Positive Vandalism

When you live in a country led by dictatorial government such as Iran, doing graffities and writing protest slogans on anywhere accessible to make the evil sink, is called positive vandalism

We do positive vandalism in classes of uni all day long by using markers on the back of chairs.

by Bedrockitis November 14, 2022

Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 3, 2010

Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS

Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees

by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012

Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.

Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!

by fabulousllama June 18, 2014

fifth position

A way of life.

Maybe if you were in fifth position, you'd be a better dancer.

by Jade Brown June 18, 2015

Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.

"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"

by Pete Cray June 23, 2016