Dirty Portia

When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating

Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.

Example 2

I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.

by jingle joy August 7, 2021

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Dirty Portia

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth while they sleep and jerking off as they spit it out of their mouth.

Guy 1: “Dude did you just dirty portia me?”

Guy 2: Fap Fap Fap Fap

by Ted_Mosby_Architect August 23, 2021

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Audra Portnoy

This woman is the greatest and is the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world. She makes a person feel so happy to be alive and knows how to make people smile

Audra portnoy is my wife

by FugginShib November 23, 2021

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Social Portfolio

A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.

Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.

by bwsimonse December 5, 2021

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Kelsey portwood

Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.

Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.

by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022

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