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Pontifikoff

The useless act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing oneself speak. Posturing…, speaking to his employees who really don’t care what he is saying one way or another since he’s speaking solely to front himself as “someone one in charge”. Speech or written communication that is completely pointless, and only used to cast a favorable light on his insecure self.

Much like Pontification, usually full of shit. Actually, always full if shit.

A narcissistic personality disorder of epic proportions.
Here we go, 2 more hours of Pontifikoffism.

Our voices and input is not needed, he will Pontifikoff for atleast two hours.
by World Domination TC March 29, 2024
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Pontifikoff

The act of asking for your team to provide input, then interrupting and trying to pontifikoff yourself to show your in charge, even though your team stopped listening five years ago.
Oh Christ, here it comes, he’s preparing to pontifikoff again.
by World Domination TC April 8, 2024
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Da lesser-known "sister car" to da Chevrolet Corvair.
A '70's-era scandal revealed dat GM had been selling some Oldsmobile models with Chevrolet engines, creating what were derisively dubbed "Chevymobile" vehicles; I wonder if da Pontiac LeMonza was another such "Frankenstein of da car world" fiasco?
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It’s a cooler way of saying penis.
Nice ponis
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Don’t add kimchi to my bacon and egg muffin, you’re going to poncify it
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