Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.
"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."
"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"
"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"
by Plootarch March 7, 2025
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The hideous and blood-curdling Ploom
by The DougDoug Files March 16, 2026
Get the Ploom mug.A private, sacred space specifically set up for gooning — the act of entering a trance-like state while edging for extended periods. A plazoon often includes dim lights, multiple screens, lotion, headphones, and absolutely no interruptions.
• “Don’t go in there, bro’s in his plazoon again.”
• “He turned his walk-in closet into a full-on plazoon — triple monitors and blackout curtains.”
• “Every time I lose track of time, I realize I’m deep in the plazoon.”
• “He turned his walk-in closet into a full-on plazoon — triple monitors and blackout curtains.”
• “Every time I lose track of time, I realize I’m deep in the plazoon.”
by Master Gooner July 21, 2025
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by Squibbily August 27, 2025
Get the plodoinkydoink mug.A Ploom is an animal with a lot of feathers. It’s the feathery version of a Floof, which is an animal that has a lot of fur. Ploom comes from the French word “plume”, meaning “feather”.
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