Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

Pina

1. verb; to order a drink the moment a bar opens or begins serving alcohol (usually before 1pm)

sometimes used to refer to an alcoholic

2. adjective; to be a fail at life

1. That chick totally just pulled a pina, the bar JUST opened.

2. I spelled fail wrong at the spelling bee that's totally a pina.

by Hammy2 September 26, 2011

Pinard

Someone who rides a motorcycle in the
Baja 1000 and thinks he's a badass

Did you see that Pinard riding in the desert with no headlights?

by MLPS October 27, 2008

Pina Colostomy

Diahrea after a night of drinking.

Dude 1:Man, what a night huh?

Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink?

Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy.

Dude 2:Umbrella too?

Dude 1:No good bro, no good.

by Fourustwentius January 1, 2009

pinata

A beaten thing.

Jorge was a chronic self abuser. He treated his male member as a pinata.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

pinata

1. A sort of verbal shorthand term for a very attractive or desirable woman. As in "I'd hit that until candy came out."

When the beautiful woman left the store, Josh and Ben looked at each other and said "Pinata".

by the7thson November 16, 2007

Pinar

1. Bisexual

1. My friend Honeyshell is a pinar.

by Lexy (taco girl) July 22, 2003