head press

when you bench press a girl while she is giving you head.

i head pressed her so i could get a little work out and get head.

by micro July 25, 2008

Pessi

the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation

"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."

"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"

by Kevin_K July 30, 2006

Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "

by TheHanMan April 2, 2009

Drill Press

When a girl is laying on her back, feet and ass in the air, the guys legs are crossed with hers, standing over her, making an "X". Then while fucking her, he spins in a circle on each pump.

Variation: Alaskan Drill Press done in the snow!!!

This girl came over last night and said she was bored with the wheelbarrel, so I took her outside and introduced her to the Alaskan Drill Press!

by Alouicious July 4, 2009

press

To give press- to have sex

i gave him/her press

by holzandbeava May 13, 2005

croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 4, 2005

swamp pheasant

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "

by johnny_the_boy August 21, 2005