Peetha

Peetha! is the proper term from the Augustinians for Pizza

Luis: Hey guys, wanna go get some pizza?
Augi: PEEEEEETTHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

As he continues in a retard tornado all the way down the street leaving behind a radiation of retardation

* Peetha may cause extreme laughter and ridicule *

by ItCONTINUEStoBEADunndeal December 5, 2011

Peet the Banana

A banana that is on a truck if you see him he is wearing booty shorts.

Omg. I seen Peet the Banana

by yoshinafanclub January 18, 2018

Pretzel

a bootyful floof of a smol bean, that is also my dog.

wow

its a pretzel.

by lol stop February 17, 2019

Peeto

1. A Cheeto that is shaped like a dick, with a strong resemblance to dick of former US President Donald Trump.

2. The act of lubing up your Cock and then dumping Cheeto dust on it, then shoving up your sleeping wives Asshole at 3 in the morning.

1. Damn Bro, i got 3 Peetos in that bag i got on monday.

2. Jerry! Stop covering your dick in Cheeto dust and shoving it up my ass! It stings like hell!

by JustusH2277 October 7, 2021

peetagenet

peetagenet likes buckingham
she also kins dazai and izaya🤭
likes being super mean and is always nice

LOVESS CATESBYYY

*i’m catesby* me: i’m literally catesby wdym?!
peetagenet: OMG USER WUVROSA IS CATESBY?!? LIKE THEE WILLIAM CATESBY?!? HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASE!!!

by yoseeeee October 17, 2021

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011

phallic pretzel art

The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.

During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.

by Allierace November 25, 2014