paced

when one is so extremely intoxicated he cannot control any simple motor skills, referring that he must take the Pace bus home

Yo come check out this dude! Fucker is paced there's no way he's getting home!

by schlitz3 August 15, 2008

Paedo Pouch

A man's beard that is shaved in a neat line across the lower cheeks and surrounds the mouth.

Noel Edmonds, Kyle Sandilands, Paedo pouch

by Manner July 30, 2009

cranky pated

A bad mood

She was cranky pated today.

by Vegans May 13, 2021

Pavedive

An idiot who would rather dive headlong into the pavement than expose themselves to the infinitesimally small chance that another human being passing them on the sidewalk will expose them to COVID19

I was walking across the street at the crosswalk today and thought I was going to have to pavedive to maintain the CDC recommended 6 feet of physical seperation from an unmasked kid running with a dog.

by Think_about_it_dude May 21, 2020

paveway

absolute leet cunt cain0r

omg paveway you hax0r !

by Paveway-3 March 24, 2003

pavement jam

the act of being smeared across the pavement after a mishap on a personal transportaion device, such as bike skate board or roller blades (could also be use for the sport of free running)

i was proper sending it when i screwed up and found my self to be becoming pavement jam

by Tim bike rider February 9, 2009

Pavement Skiing

When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.

Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.

by knuckledragga March 26, 2010