Think_about_it_dude's definitions

hyperventiflake

What a pant-shitting leftist does when encountering an opinion (or FACT) that is contrary to the arbitrarily (and illogically) self-constructed World-View they hold to be true.

Don't tell him that there are only two genders, he'll hyperventiflake for the next half hour.

by Think_about_it_dude March 2, 2021

Pavedive

An idiot who would rather dive headlong into the pavement than expose themselves to the infinitesimally small chance that another human being passing them on the sidewalk will expose them to COVID19

I was walking across the street at the crosswalk today and thought I was going to have to pavedive to maintain the CDC recommended 6 feet of physical seperation from an unmasked kid running with a dog.

by Think_about_it_dude May 21, 2020