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new england patriots 

MOTHER FUCKERS WHO FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY WON THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE EAGLES WHO SHOULD have RUN AWAY WITH IT
how the fuck did the eagles lose?
new england patriots by grinch February 7, 2005

patriocentricity 

* Taken from the Latin and Greek root word "patr" meaning father and the word "centric" meaning "situated at or near the center."

* The term was specifically coined to describe the philosophy of family life promoted within some extreme Christian and Reformed homeschooling communities that teaches that God gives a "calling" in life to only men, specifically fathers, and that the purpose of the wife and children is to fulfill the father's calling.

* Those who embrace this position believe that it changes only when a son assumes his own household responsibilities by taking a wife or a daughter is given in marriage when she can then leave her father's home, her new purpose being to fulfill the calling of her husband.

* Though there are varying degrees of this taught within different groups, the father is sometimes described as the "prophet, priest, and king" of the home and there are other common ideals that often accompany patriocentricity, such as militant fecundity, family integrated church, neo-feudalism, as well as neo-agrarianism.
"Vision Forum, Inc. defines the epitome of patriocentricity."

great patriotic war 

When the mighty Soviets kicked the fascist barbarians out of the motherland.
Teacher: Can someone tell me about the Great Patriotic War.

Dimitri: Yeah, when the fascists kicked our asses.

Teacher: Dimitri get out of the classroom you fascist.

Patriotism 

Either you're with us or you're a fucking terrorist.
Bush invades the country of Iraq under the guise that Saddam has WMDs and refuses to pull out

Republicans, cuntservatives, and rednecks (oh wait, there's no difference) call it patriotism and defending democracy.

America, fuck yeah!

Patriots Fan 

People that are actually very smart because they know what the best NFL team is.
Harvard: And what's your favorite NFL team?
Guy: I'm a Patriots fan
Harvard: Nigga you want a scholarship?
Patriots Fan by DuckyGumbo September 23, 2019

Patriotism 

1. By true definition, the idea of caring enough about your country to criticize it.
2. Caring enough about one's country to be outraged at the utter violation of civil rights perpetrated by the government.
3. A concept used by right-wing fundamentalists to justify their egregious civil liberties violations and war-mongering nature.
The only true patriots are the liberals who CARE about the people in this country.
Patriotism by Mikey G October 9, 2003