Jonas paradox

When a great looking guy is so good looking that he can't get any girls.

"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two

by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013

The hater Paradox

The hater parodox refers to the idea that because a 'hater' generally goes around and hates on everyone they deem uncool or otherwise, for some reason, do to the fact they are a hater and haters are in fact losers they should hate on themselves, producing a self hating hater, Hopefully that because of this paradox all haters will die out by 2012

Hey man did you hear, the hater paradox has been proven by einstiens ghost!

by Kylefromdetox May 14, 2010

Peter's paradox

The Peter paradox was coined when trying to explain how a person could simultaneously be incredible nice but also a massive dick. It is believed the occurrence of the Peter paradox is caused by a form of cognitive dissonance, brought on my long term emotional turmoil and misuse of alcohol. The term was named after the subject of the initial discussion, Peter.

"Jane was so supportive when me and Tom broke up, but now she wont stop making fun of me for going out with the jerk."
"Jane can be a real bitch some times, I just don't know why she does it."
"It's Peter's paradox Sarah, we'll just never know."

by Kim41 August 18, 2013

time paradox

like your stuck in time. time goes nowhere

Its like were stuck in a fucking time paradox where neither our wisdom or your virginity will ever escape

by trife August 17, 2006

Paradox Sniping

A roblox phantom forces sniping team, consisting of the best players, editors & designers in the community.

'Paradox Sw1zz is the fucking worst editor within the team, I hope he get's cancer. He makes Paradox Sniping look horrible.'

by dreamscape.png November 24, 2018

Paradoxual

A person that is attracted to people that don't use labels to define their sexuality.

I'm Paradoxual

by Apoxyc Judas June 9, 2016

Paradoxical ebullience

Paradoxical ebullience is the unfounded belief in Black progress in the face of socioeconomic counterevidence. The gap between Black relative socioeconomic position and their racial attitudes. The thesis of paradoxical ebullience argues that Blacks’ understanding of Black group interests, including their worsening socioeconomic position, has shifted those interests from the collective to the individual, and the method to achieve those interests has shifted from protest politics to electoral politics. Additionally, paradoxical ebullience supposes that these trends have political ramifications for Blacks that lead to negative economic consequences. In short, attitudes that are incongruent with Blacks’ reality limit their collective political will to address their worsening economic position and jeopardize policies that provide economic benefits for Blacks.

BIPOC who are excessively optimistic about the future in the face of racial and other forms of oppression suffer from paradoxical ebullience.

by Big Less 64 May 3, 2021