Panda prowling is a simple game. it involves at least two players who must be wearing Panda outfits. what you do is very simple. You go on a rampage around your local town/village/city/place of worship and cause absolute mayhem.
You called destroy things in shops, jump in on a local examination in a school, beat each other up in the street or bunny scurry some hoe's. at the end of the day whoever has caused the most mayhem/destruction/loss of toilet roll WINS!!! if you are caught by police GAME OVER!!!

"oh my god that was an absolutely immense game of Panda prowling!" "Yeah dude did u see me tackle that small innocent child into that huge bowl of disgusting tar that was da shizz!!!"

Panda prowling by Ted mcminn March 29, 2008

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panda poaching

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.

That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.

panda poaching by brunoyouknow May 4, 2010

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panda butt

1. chloe's butt as governed by her swimsuit

2. panda butt being defined as a generic replacement of the word ass, most commonly for those of great asses or assdom. can be shortened to just panda.

1. i love chloe's panda... its just so great... i just wanna grab it!

2. oh wow, that girl has a nice panda butt

panda butt by dipshit double numero dos August 7, 2008

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panda express

A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).

The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).

"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "

panda express by Banana Lover April 15, 2006