religious privilege

The ability to believe whatever the fuck you want no matter if you have evidence or if the claim is ridiculous or outlandish.

Person A: God is real.

Person B: Proof?

Person A: I don't need proof, just respect my belief.

Person B: So if someone said Spongebob was real, you'd respect their belief?

Person A: No.

Person B: Well, then you just have religious privilege.

by Gametoon June 19, 2023

Twink Privilege

When someone has a metabolism too high for them to gain weight, more so in younger people

"My sister eats ice cream everyday and is still skinny, standard case of twink privilege."

by Valerica May 23, 2023

Air pods privilege

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

by Leonprinz November 04, 2020

Cobra Privilege

When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.

A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"

by TITAN482 July 28, 2021

Child privilege

"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective

Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
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This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?

by The_moondover April 08, 2022

Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

by Pretzmane June 14, 2024

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021