pearsonism

The religion of (1)having a twin sister. (2)your sister has a really annoying voice and says cheesy jokes (3)gets yelled at by mr. miller a lot. (4)also see margaretism.

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by Conquistador April 30, 2005

parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym.

In electronics parlance, USB is an acronym for Universal Serial Bus. Bus is an acronym for Bidirectional universal switch. In this instance, Bus is a parsonym of USB.

by Dreadsocks December 16, 2007

parseculous

adjective denoting qualities of a parsec. (a unit of length, equal to just under 31 trillion kilometres)

my penis is parseculous

by Galactic DICKtator December 13, 2009

parsticle

A large (90 pounds plus) black and white dog that mutilates stuffed toys, sheds hair everywhere, makes you get up to take it outside at 3am and crowds you off your own bed.

That Louisiana Catahoula pound hound sure turned into a parsticle.

by canine hostage June 16, 2010

Parsibility

In golf, when on the green in one stroke less than par. It is the 'possibility' of making a 'par'.

Hole #3 was a par 5. She landed on the green in 4 strokes. She had a 'parsibility'.

by KC65 September 29, 2010

Pearson Spirit

The act of a large group, normally highschool students, fighting for the sake of proving a point or because one persons opinion is different then everyone elses. Based of a high school with the same name that keeps saying that the students have the most spirit around.

Guy1: Yeah, he wants to wreck me.

Guy2: Looks like some of that Pearson Spirit is working its magic again

by XxHerpaxX November 12, 2011

Parsoned

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.

Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!

by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015