Mississippi Pimp

A Mississippi Pimp is a pimp(usually male, but on occasion female)that dresses flashy. Usually seen with diamond goblets and a pimped out ride. Called a Mississippi Pimp b/c anytime they are dissed they will pull out a striaght razor in a heartbeat to cut somebody.

Money Mike from Friday After Next

by Inspector Gadget August 31, 2004

pimp sled

The method of transportation for a pimp. Generally a Cadillac or other large automobile with rims 20 inches in diameter or larger, brightly colored metal flake paint, plenty of fur, curb feelers, those mexican dingle balls, and often "3 Wheel Motion".

Damn, check out that pimp sled. Where? Over there, on the corner, by those hos.

by Tobeuss April 11, 2003

pimp master flex

one cool dude

that guy is pimp master flex

by andrew June 7, 2003

Pimp kiss

licking someone across their face

like rick james did to that girl in that chapelles show episode

by big robert November 23, 2004

Conservative Pimp

Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.

My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.

My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.

A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.

by ConservativePimp101 August 8, 2009

Pimp

A Pimp is a criminal who preys upon young girls, very often underage runaways. When a pimp spots such a girl, he will lay on the charm and sweet talk her long enough to get her alone. Then, he will often beat her, rape her, and get her hooked on hard drugs as a means of control; to make her believe she is utterly dependent on him. Then, the pimp will farm her out to “customers,” aka Johns for sex. If she gets pregnant, pimps usually force her to have an abortion. Most girls under the control of a pimp end up in prison if they’re lucky, or dead.

Man, why is the word “Pimp” used as if it’s a good thing?
Beats me, man. They take teenage girls who are rebelling against their daddy, and literally destroy their lives. Pimps are the lowest of the low.

by Hawks.Fan.12 February 23, 2020

pimpass

Pimpass is a descriptive word used to enhance the awesomeness of something. Pimpass can be used on a daily basis, and will never get old. It can be used to describe several different things.

A) Damn Ben, your SUV sure is pimpass.
B) I'll pimpass in your gimpass.
C) ...Pimpass

by B. Sasquatch June 27, 2005