ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old

Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile

by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025

molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

pedophile

a deranged and disgusting adult, who is sexually attracted to minors.

alot of famous people turn out to be pedophiles.

by emuotori.onomatopoeia February 23, 2025

Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

killing pedophiles

Doing a public service that the justice system refuses to do.

Let's take a look at the registry and go killing pedophiles. Should be perfect weather for it.

by For a brighter tomorrow March 10, 2025

Pedophile

Another term for an individual who plays as Xenomorph in the game Dead by Daylight

Why did I get matched up against a pedophile in Hawkins?

by ShibuyasBeat June 3, 2024

Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024