Milk Maxxing

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good

I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Cropper milk

Very juicy milk from Cropper’s tiddies. It comes fresh from the tit.

Yo, hit me up with some of that Cropper milk!

by Askatit March 30, 2019

Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.

That girl drank all of my nut milk.

by Big daddy paddy January 9, 2021

psychedelic milk

The term used for when a person CLAIMS to have been enlightened via the help of psychedelic drugs such as LSD, psilocybin, or DMT, and portrays a figure that is knowledgeable on the effects and culture of such things, but in reality is nothing more than an attention driven asshole thats ego is just as far up his ass as the next, leaving him in a soup of psychedelic milk. Big if true.

Koi Fresco found himself in a mess of psychedelic milk when he realized his viewers began to feel like they were watching a salesperson whoring for clicks talk about drugs that can open your mind into the next realm.

by pordurr February 11, 2019

milk jugger

Milk jugging is the process of jacking off into a gallon milk jug, while then leaving the cum dumpster for your female co occupants to find. The family dog is the usual finder of the milk juggers dumpster. When the dog finds the jug and chews on the lid the odor escapes the jug causing a stink bomb effect. Scientist are working on finding the link that causes good wholesome kids to become juggers. Most speculate that its just the little bit of pain caused by your dick scrapping along the inside edge of the jug, which some juggers claim is just enough pain to get them off. It could also be the fact that most jiggers are raised in a house of women who have never taught the young jugger the real use of a tissue. Keep jugging Parker James, someday your sister and I will have great stories to tell you future wife.

Sister: mom what the hell is this?
Mom: what the fuck is that?
Sister: it doesnt smell like rotten milk.
Older brother: ive only heard stories of this. But this sounds like a case of a milk jugger jugging some milk.

Sister: what the fuck is milk jugging? Never mind I dont wanna know.

by The Milkin' Milkman May 24, 2014

milk shot

A really thick smog of white smoke derived from a bong

"I got this video of my new roor, with milk shots"

by BDuph April 30, 2006

Milking the Walnut

When a female inserts a finger in your ass and milks your prostate while blowing you.

Kelly was milking the walnut last night.

by flamewader October 29, 2009