Shirt Slut

The person who goes to events only for the free tshirt

I only joined marching band to be a shirt slut

by Onyx2 November 13, 2017

Blue Shirt

A less capable coworker

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now

by CPRT October 24, 2022

Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018

shirt ball

A giant ball made of shirts.

“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”

by Chicken Wing Sandwich November 8, 2017

Guppy shirt

When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it

Hey billy you got a guppy shirt

by Chinese gamer master October 8, 2021

Rip-Shirt

The act of ripping your t-shirt, much like the incredible hulk when he is angry, in a store, restaurant, or any public area. Once done, you must be sure to cause a scene so you must yell or scream something as it's done and then walk out of said area.

"Bro, let's use your dad's old shirts and do a rip-shirt in that one mexican restaurant down the street and yell: 'HOW YOU LIKE YO BEANS?!' and run out.

"Dude...yes."

by Dr Alfabett February 9, 2012

shirt wiener

when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.

Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.

by CandyLandy December 2, 2009