Lightning McQueen Fast

Grabbing penis, squeezing it hard, and going really fast.

"Hey baby, next time you send me a video, go Lightning McQueen fast.

by crazygirllll December 9, 2021

Lightning McRizz

dominick allen

Okay I see you Lightning McRizz

by williams.tom December 12, 2022

monkey lightning

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity

1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"

by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

paparazzi lightning

The act of getting photographed by paparazzi in a very unfavorable way, and the unsolicited public interest so aroused.

Britney Spears got hit by paparazzi lightning while skinny dipping in her swimming pool.

by TeDePe October 22, 2008

Bed-Lightning

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

by jlwn111 November 9, 2016

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't

Omfg I can't stand that guy! He's such a greaser lightning, he's someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't. He's so annoying!

by Sandle&smores June 12, 2017

Hairy Lightning Strike

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.

The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.

by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020