Netflix and Chill

When your homie is going to get laid.

"Hey bae, was wondering if you wanted to come over to my place for some Netflix and chill" "Ohh you too romantic Dequan"

by Corrupted Cleric October 17, 2015

netdiseased

Used to describe a photograph taken with a digital camera held at arm's length, often while looking away from the camera or with hair covering part of the face. Also known as myspace diseased.

This pic is a bit netdiseased, but it's the most recent one I have.

by kjkrum July 30, 2008

NETBITCH

A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!

Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"

8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX

Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".

by Tatsun September 20, 2013

Netflix and Swill

Sitting at home alone pigging out on huge amounts of food, whilst watching Netflix. Like the fat piece of shit that you are.

What are you doing tonight Paul?
Netflix and swill.

by PAUL COOPS October 2, 2016

Netflix Flu

Whenever you cant sleep because of this one awsome show thats fucking with your life.

I had the Netflix Flu last night and went to bed at 7am

by nciurenf March 16, 2017

Netflix and Spill

Largely similar to Netflix and Chill, but with masturbation instead of sex.

Jerry: Mate, what's with all the socks on the floor? And why are they all stiff?
Danny: Sorry, mate. That was the aftermath of many a Netflix and Spill session.
Jerry: ...
Danny: ...
Jerry: Mate, you need to get laid. More to the point, why are you watching Netflix while wanking? Have you never heard of porn?

by NotCaptainSlow April 6, 2017

Netflix and chill

It’s 2018, why don’t you know this by now

“Wanna Netflix and chill”
“No it’s 2018,why do you still say that?!”

by Shreck the musical February 3, 2018