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hyperdermic needle

A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.
One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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Fleeing Needle

A secret government organization that was made after the landing of the Fleeing Meteor due to nanites breaching government powers.
Person 1: "Dude, I heard about something called a Fleeing Needle."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I'm part of them."
Person 1: "What.. You fleer, get away from me..."
Person 2: "Are you sneezy or something?"
Person 1: "Get away from me, shame on you."
by DJ Jiaoben March 12, 2025
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Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.
John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"
by Übermach February 4, 2026
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Frack Needle

A needle that is filled to the brim with Frack. It is intended to be injected into schizophrenic patients. It is often consider "The Holy Juice". It has the ability to revive plants, animals, and one etcetera.
B: Hey, Johnny! Want some Frack Needle?
J: Of course!
by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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the dirty needle

by The naughty magician May 5, 2016
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