mondomongo

A large non-sense, accept in the innermost circle of Mikey Dee's (male only)pals. In truth mondo is a prefix and mongo a word that can be applied to many different nouns.

"Yo that guy has a mondomongo"

"Now hes free, he can shove his mongo wherever he wants"

by Mike March 10, 2005

mandoli

When a guy spends the whole weekend with his girlfriend, and does no worthwhile work, he is said to be doing mandoli with his girlfriend.

Guy 1: What is your plan for the weekend?
Guy 2: What else? Mandoli of course!

by Definist December 15, 2011

Mandos

To eat twice the normal persons portion of Nandos.

Note: Can also be used to refer to a group of people who are attempting a Mandos.

E.g.To order a butterfly chicken with sides and then have the tenacity to also order a half chicken and then have the manpower to finish both.

Only true Mandos can finish the challenge, although many groups of Mandos will try.

Oi boys,fancy some Mandos?

I heard there was a kid who had a Mandos...

Oi Mandos, fancy a trip to Nandos?

Only the strong survive-he completed a Mandos.

by SUBZEROATTITUDE June 7, 2016

Mendo Xpress

Stick a pop can in a womans vagina, open it, and then drink it while eating out her vagina.

Dan wants to give Autumn a "Mendo Xpress".

by SnugZ October 14, 2008

mondo

A squeeze drink that is very addicting you can buy a 6 pack for a dollar at the local dollar store

Hey man we bought a case of MONDO 8 6 packs for 8 bucks awesome

by Jack Moorman extreme MONDO drinker January 1, 2005

Mondo

A time-share condo.

Prunella went to Miami and stayed in her cousin's mondo.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

Mandodo

The residuals of a male's constant use of the same articles of clothing, furniture, living space, etc, for extended periods of time, usually resulting from a lack of cleaning.

"I think you should clean my sheets before you do your girl in my bed. She may not like the smell of my mandodo"

Dude 1: your couch stinks!
Dude 2: yeah, its my mandodo :D

by 5249er February 16, 2009