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Mona

Mona is such a baddie. She can't leave house without one of her outfit. She has many bags and named them : Henri, Sabrina, Claire... She is fashionable but in a vintage style. Mona is crazy about astrology. She is sometimes a bitch when she judges you because of your sign... But she will always find a good part in you (i hope so). She has many crushes but the one she can't stop talking about is the waiter from the "Louis Blanc", a bar. She is often grumpy or bored, mostly at parties, but not ones where she sees a good-looking guy. Anyway there's yet so much to tell about Mona
Mona : "Je suis gauffre" (i'm waffly)
Mona : "Si seulement j'avais un lapin"
Tu fais ta mona
by DreamCow December 6, 2021
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Monahanning

The phenomenon of experiencing success with mediocre talent or ideas. Named after Pat Monahan - lead singer and principal songwriter for the mediocre, multiplatinum San Francisco band, Train
For example, Melody’s kombucha business is Monahanning big time

Garry’s empathy training idea is totally Monahanning
by anonymous December 19, 2021
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monaghanss

an ultimate editor and tiktoker from hell.
"have you heard of monaghanss? "
"dont EVER mention them again."
by qu4ck1ty.v3lo January 18, 2022
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MOFAD

Acronym for Ministry Of Fear And Division, referring to government funded, mainstream media outlets, that make a point of including or perpetuating a minimum level of public fear and/or polarization in every one of their "news" articles, usually with not-so-subtle language manipulation, one-sided commentary and semantics.
Person 1:
"Wow, that news article sure did make this current situation seem pretty dire. It's getting harder all the time to find any hope at all these days, isn't it?"

Person 2:
"Yeah, well, as long as you're only getting your news from the MOFAD, then, yeah, I guess everything looks pretty bleak, for sure. Things really aren't that bad though."
by ChillyDrilly February 1, 2022
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mohadese

a girl in my class who always says "your mom" and whose name is always mispronounced by substitute teachers as "mohaDEEZ" and "mohadase"
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Mona

Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.

Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.

Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik

Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?

Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.

End scene

Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*

Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!

End scene

Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢

Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐

End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022
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Mona Lisa

When smoking from a bong, the Mona Lisa is a 3 layer bowl piece consisting of kief and finely ground flower. Sprinkled on top lies the heaviest layer of kief experts refer to as “the frosting”.
Damn, I haven’t shit right for a week since I started packing Mona Lisa’s
by A guy12 March 20, 2022
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