Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.
Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.
Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik
Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.
Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik
Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?
Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.
End scene
Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*
Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!
End scene
Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢
Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐
End scene
Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.
End scene
Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*
Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!
End scene
Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢
Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐
End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022