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Mikaelah

1} Spawn of Satan, stupid cunt hoe, irritating, disrespectful, fugly bitch that doesn't know how to act around normal people, boys should not be all over her. yuck.

2} (male) Psychotic, bipolar, narcissistic, all around douche bag. Loves to domineer conversations. Pro drummer. (so she thinks). Short tempered, foul-mouth, but quick to come crying back in a stream of tears begging for God's forgiveness. Hopes to one day have a pack of wolf pups running around her home. Brain washes men and controls their every move. Beware of the Courtney, she'll be looking for her next victim pretty soon when "he" leaves her. If he can.

3} The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.

4}The secret ingredient of a Big Mac.
"Mikaelah is a Cunt-Bagel With A Petaphile Boyfriend!!!"
by young Nijjjjjiah April 24, 2010
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Mika

Oh she replaced you with a guy on her #1 best friend list, she must be Mika

She spits 5,000 times after she brushes her teeth, must be Mika.
by coolio mole rat11 January 3, 2020
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meika

a girl who you hate that gets dragged along the ground this is called a slug.

who's that slug meika ?
by bobbling2919 June 6, 2017
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Mika

Opposed to people's thinking, Mika is a name that describes an uneducated, annoying, and friendless person.

In the song "Grace Kelly" Mika makes it clear: Mika is a person who does everything possible to be loved but fails, from there to people nicknamed Mika nobody wants them
Mathew: Omg, that girl try to hard to have friends but fails anyway.

Ana: Yeah, she is such a Mika
by Gotze January 4, 2019
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Mika

big fat homie hopper who play with peoples feeling and sneaks 25 year old men in her house at age 13
Me: hey have you seen Mika

Andrew: that homie hopper? No way!
by ʍɐɥǝǝʎ February 18, 2020
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Mika

A person that will never forgive you for saying a joke, but they make fun of you all the time. It means "Beautiful Fragrance" in Japanese, which is its most common meaning, but is in no way graceful and smells bad.
Funny person: Hey what do you-

Mika: You fucking degenerate piece of shit retard bitch.

Funny person: ok
by JackieChanAdventures April 14, 2020
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mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self
by jack January 1, 2005
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