A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
by Realtip July 19, 2013
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The act of performing anal on a girl sound asleep and giving her a "morning backrub" to wake her up.
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Get the Morning Chief Session mug.An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.
I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
Get the Morning Crumpet mug.the continuation of "late-nighting;" the act of waking up hungover among a large group of friends, usually co-ed, in various beds and couches... then the group proceeds to go eat an unhealthy, delicious breakfast, watch hilariously terrible movies on demand, and review digital cameras for evidence and stories from the night before
(may include morning discoveries of half-consumed food, half-smoked bowls, and half-hearted hook ups - depending on the night)
(may include morning discoveries of half-consumed food, half-smoked bowls, and half-hearted hook ups - depending on the night)
Friend: "Hey, why weren't you in class this morning?"
Girl: "Oh, I woke up at the Green House, so we all just laid around early morning-ing...watching "John Tucker Must Die" and eating egg McMuffins... the usual."
Friend: "Man, I'm jealous! I made it home last night.. bummer."
Girl: "Oh, I woke up at the Green House, so we all just laid around early morning-ing...watching "John Tucker Must Die" and eating egg McMuffins... the usual."
Friend: "Man, I'm jealous! I made it home last night.. bummer."
by Mellen. April 15, 2010
Get the Early Morning-ing mug.When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.
Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?
Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.
Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.
Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.
Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.
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