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No Undie Monday

Time honoured tradition that comes from a common phenomena which sees an individual unable to successful complete one's laundry duties on the weekend.
"Mate... it's No Undie Monday for me! I've had to go commando 'cos I was partying all weekend and didn't do me washing!"
by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009
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Hot Fudge Monday

When a guy takes a shit inside a girls vag and then cums on top of it to simulate whipped cream, can also be accompanied by genital mutilation so that the blood simulates cherries.
Marie Hoeft loves getting a hot pile of shit in her vag and also enjoys having a knife slashed through her folds causing her to bleed all over it, the crazy bitch calls it a Hot Fudge Monday.
by SomeOddCod January 23, 2010
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Modassir

someone talented and with the confidance to do great things. A person that is well known, independent, has a nice side and is happy, cheerful and has a sense of humour. The ego to determine himself to be able to do anything possible.
Yes bro! You just achieved a Modassir!
by steward lardy November 10, 2016
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cyborg monday

the first monday after thanksgiving when cyborgs get all their christmas shopping done.
cyborg 1: have you started your christmas shopping yet?
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.
by stefmart December 1, 2010
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Milkshit Monday

An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day
Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr

Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock

You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!
by THEGOGNAHT April 30, 2011
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Moray eel

When proforming oral sex on a female and she takes a shit durring said act and the dung nugget protrudes and pops you in the chin like a moray eel out of its cave
"Gus will never talk to me again, last night while he was eating me out I let a moray eel slip out."
by Jack Frenetics January 27, 2008
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Made my Monday

also known as MMM; Appropriate phrase when someone has either made your day on a Sunday night, and it can hold you through Monday, the crappiest day of the week. Can also be used any time of the week when you haven't fully made their week.
Dude, that video on YouTube was so great Saturday, it made my Monday.
by yourhighschoolstalker February 21, 2011
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