under minge

where the sweat from your asshole meets the sweat from your vag hole and fucken stinks

Rob: man i can smell her under minge from here
Sean, i had a taste of that under minge earlier, there was a sweetness to that warm smell, and a clotted cream sensation in my throat
jack: Do what a want yeah

by the vagicians May 18, 2015

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.

I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.

by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017

crimson minge

When someone dyes their pubic hair red

That woman has a crimson minge

by hollyupa August 16, 2017

pippie minge

A woman who acts posh but isnt

Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!

by Tent peg October 21, 2017

Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.

Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."

by Donald A. February 12, 2019