6 definitions by Tent peg
Maud had come that many times from Cedric''s sinful antics she could feel the squelch of her clitoris milk as he buried his longfellow into her tunnel of love!! What a lucky girl she felt!!
by Tent peg October 11, 2017
Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!
by Tent peg October 21, 2017
Jon took Sally to his Pen of Peccancy where he ravaged her and made her pussy so sore it bled like a stuck pig!!
by Tent peg July 20, 2017
A girl lays on the edge of the bed with her legs high in the air, like a stag preparing to fight. The boy makes love to her by standing at the bottom of the bed.
Edna darling get in the rutting stag position! You're gunna get the full length of my old man tonight! Scream if you wanna go faster!! Yee Haa!!
by Tent peg October 29, 2017
I say darling do you fancy going to our den of sin and bathing in condensed milk while I attempt to fill your poo pipe with chick peas!
by Tent peg January 29, 2017