Midnight dick

When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.

Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."

by NotBraden December 31, 2018

midnight session

when you and your man talk until midnight

l: "🕛 midnight session"
d: "🕛🕛🕛"

by tu_luna July 20, 2018

midnight activities

Late night sex

Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl

by Hodor1000 May 31, 2018

Midnight-dreaming

"Midnight-dreaming" is the act of daydreaming or letting your mind wander late at night, often when you should be sleeping. It can be a creative and imaginative way to unwind and relax before bed,, make up fake scenarios, but can also lead to staying up too late and feeling tired the next day.

I can’t fall asleep with Midnight-dreaming

by CIQ May 3, 2023

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”

This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours

by Lydmp July 15, 2023

Midnight Darkness

When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.

You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.

by TheFatCrayon May 18, 2022