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Meth Chi 

The drug induced involuntary meditative practice related to the eastern movement of Tai Chi now globally pervasive wherever methamphetamine is consumed. Linked to the mindful inhalation of burning drugs, Meth Chi is responsible for all sorts of antics to the delight of neighbors and travelers alike in Tempe Arizona.
Did you see The Screamer's Meth Chi this afternoon? Very lyrical - she was all, paint-the-fence, paint-the-fence, Daniel-San and then she was like just dash away dash away dash away all.
Meth Chi by Kat'O9 August 19, 2025
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noun / phrase

A Meth Pull is a massive, high-risk mob pull in Ashes of Creation, characterized by extreme aggression, overwhelming enemy counts, and a near-total disregard for group survivability.

Despite the chaos, there's just enough tactical intent to make it barely justifiable - and exactly the kind of pull that separates hardcore players from the rest.
- Involves pulling more mobs than any casuzal healer can reasonably handle.

- Has a 50/50 chance of success - either legendary xp amounts or a group wipe.

- Meth usually takes the blame, regardless of fault.

- Often triggers panic, confusion, or rage -a yet no one stops it.

- Has become shorthand for any pull that feels insane but necessary.

- Equal parts tactic and meme; feared, respected, and repeated.

Usage :
"That wasn’t a big pull, that was a full-on Meth Pull."
"We wiped again?"
"Yeah, classic Meth Pull. Healer couldn’t keep up."
"Why do we keep doing this?"
"Because..."
Meth Pull by Hübscher September 6, 2025
The stupid equations that dealers come up with to justify their bullshit prices .
Meth-math is when Quarter bags are $1,200 but bags are only $2,500 = Meth math
Meth-Math by Gucciana Lagozzino April 13, 2026

Crystal Meth 

I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children and thats just the start.

I'm more costly then diamonds, more precious then gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.

If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town.

I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street and maybe next door.

I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.

In your child's closet and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death well it certainly should.

I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth.

My power is awesome, try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.

Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice and I'll own your soul.

When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to - just to get high.

The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms,
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.

You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad
When you see there tears, you should feel sad.

But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.

I take kids from parents, and parents from kids
I turn people from God, and seperate friends.

I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always - right by your side.

You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.

I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.

If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.

I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.

The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.

The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know these are all gifts from me.

But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine and we shall not part.

You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.

You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.

You could of said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?

I'll be your master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.

Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.

I can bring more misery then words can tell
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell.
Don't try Crystal Meth.
Crystal Meth by GraBug April 12, 2008

No Meth March

A month in which you cannot do meth in any way, shape or form. Sadness tends to increase by 600%
1. Yo lets go do some meth
2. It's No Meth March you failure!
No Meth March by Epic9YearOld January 19, 2019

Krustal Meth 

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.
that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.
Krustal Meth by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010

mATHS/Meth 

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC
mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth
mATHS/Meth by Anonymous_ew January 25, 2019