Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

Mechanically Inclined

Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.

Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.

by Enginear September 24, 2018

mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

by Toastmold January 19, 2004

Mashanti

Is a rare beautiful creature in its own and not normal but beautifully unique

Oh my glob look at Mashanti she is being weird again but I like she doesn't try to be like everyone else

by 845mb June 2, 2017

Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.

That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?

by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011

meghan

the most perfect girl who you fall in love with and you cant get away from her and when she has a boyfriend you still love her and you wsih you could hold on tight to her but she just wont let you because she wont take a chance in life and all u want is her no matter what they say she is perfect in your eyes

man i really wish meghan was my girlfriend

by MAtthew stevens January 27, 2009

Meshach

One who can't sit still for a period of five minutes.

A Meshach is also one who will repeat his name after being called.

Example #1
Guy 1: OMG that guys wont shut up!

Girl 1: I know right?!? He keeps repeating everything I say!

Guy 2: What a freaking Meshach

Example #2

Guy 1: Hey Meshach

Meshach:...MESHACH

Guy 1: -_-

by MaskedPseudonym November 15, 2011