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Smelvin Melvin

A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.
Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!
by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022
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the irrelephant in the meeting room

" It was weird, everyone was discussing the project for an hour or more except for him - he just sat there in silence. Everybody knew he was there, but nobody mentioned the irrelephant in the meeting room".
by hairygunt April 22, 2009
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Power Meeting

A power meeting is a high powered meeting which takes place at Fernando’s coffee shop or the Trads meeting room. These meetings are planned no longer than 5 minutes in advance and last as long as it takes.
Jackie. 'where has Joe gone?'

Little Joe 'Joe in in a power meeting'
by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA February 13, 2008
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Screaming melvin

A sex move that totally exists.
I gave Ashley a screaming melvin last night - it was awesome.
by Squinker November 13, 2009
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Melvin

A boy who's hiding behind a cloud of weed and nicotine while he makes inaudible plagiarized beats on his computer and looks up ailments he can fake for attention in his dark room. His potential could take him anywhere if he would just be honest with himself and get serious.
BF: My throat hurts.
GF: I'm sure it's just a cold.
BF: I think I have Chlamydia of the throat!
GF: Don't overreact! You're such a Melvin!
by Planetka243 February 13, 2019
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Melvin

Clown kid that doesn’t realize how stupid he is and always touches girls and makes them uncomfortable
Yo did you see Melvin over there

Yes that Retard is doing Fortnite dances and raping a five year old again
by Shehdhdbdodo February 25, 2019
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the flaming melvin

the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a dildo in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the dildo is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: masochists.
by swimmerboy January 17, 2008
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