Masturater 

A person who posts fake 5-star online reviews about themselves.

Razo is such a masturater, posting reviews about herself in the third person.

Masturater by jocklondon February 21, 2024

Masturbatable 

Something that someone would be able to masturbate to.

"Damn, that fanart is so fine."
"yeah, it's so masturbatable."

Masturbatable by cumsucmer May 5, 2024

masterbateability 

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.

The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.

masterbateability by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024

hate masterbate 

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.

hate masterbate by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017

YouTubian Masterbater 

A person who gets a thrill from blasting individuals on YouTube who post about nothing and expects monetary gain. A non gifted content creator.

This girl is nothing more than a YouTubian Masterbater.

YouTubian Masterbater by Tretalkradio April 12, 2021

Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate

Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater

Chronic masterbater by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026

every opportunity masterbater 

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

every opportunity masterbater by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021