by MEH-EH-AURK March 18, 2021
Get the MAURK mug.Maurice the pet Rat, or just Maurice, is an aggessive pet rat. But Maurice is different from other pet rats. He can stand on both his rat legs and he wear the same thing as the grim reaper. His eyes are sharp and protrude from his eyes, looking like he's staring right into your soul. His fur is grey.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
Person 1: watch out, Maurice is there!
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
by Doodle129 May 22, 2021
Get the Maurice the Pet Rat mug.literally one of the best and most beautiful actresses that ever lived tyvm. you might not know her name but remember the classic "the parent trap" '61 and "miracle on 34th street"? yeah she starred in those. other famous movies included "the quiet man," "the hunchback of notredame," "how green was my valley," and "rio grande."
she was born in ireland (my fav country. yes, because of her.) and was the only redhead in her family (hence my red hair obsession).
not to forget, she was bestfriends with the legendary John Wayne and starred in 5 movies with him. their friendship lasted 39 years until his death.
she was born in ireland (my fav country. yes, because of her.) and was the only redhead in her family (hence my red hair obsession).
not to forget, she was bestfriends with the legendary John Wayne and starred in 5 movies with him. their friendship lasted 39 years until his death.
person 1: ive never seen the original parent trap.
person 2: drop everything youre doing. leave school, walk out, close everything. go watch it right now.
person 2: ~2 hours and 8 minutes later~ i- i think im in love.
elizabeth: gosh olivia youre constantly obsessing over maureen o'hara. youve watched all her movies at least 3 times! i dont get the hype.
olivia: 🔪⚰️
1: im in love with a dead person.
2: who
1: maureen o'hara.
2: but i thought you were straight.
1: EXCEPTIONS CAN BE MADE.
person 2: drop everything youre doing. leave school, walk out, close everything. go watch it right now.
person 2: ~2 hours and 8 minutes later~ i- i think im in love.
elizabeth: gosh olivia youre constantly obsessing over maureen o'hara. youve watched all her movies at least 3 times! i dont get the hype.
olivia: 🔪⚰️
1: im in love with a dead person.
2: who
1: maureen o'hara.
2: but i thought you were straight.
1: EXCEPTIONS CAN BE MADE.
by inlovewithvintage October 29, 2021
Get the Maureen O'Hara mug.literally the one of the best and most beautiful actresses that ever lived. remember the classic parent trap '61 and miracle on 34th street? yeah, she starred in those. other famous movies include the quiet man, the hunchback of notredame, how green was my valley, and rio grande.
she was born in ireland (my fav country..yes, because of her) as Maureen FitzSimons (O'Hara was a stage name) and was the only redhead (hence my red hair obsession) in her family.
not to forget, she was bestfriends with the legendary John Wayne. they were BFFs for 39 years until his death in 1979.
1920-2015. rip i love you.
she was born in ireland (my fav country..yes, because of her) as Maureen FitzSimons (O'Hara was a stage name) and was the only redhead (hence my red hair obsession) in her family.
not to forget, she was bestfriends with the legendary John Wayne. they were BFFs for 39 years until his death in 1979.
1920-2015. rip i love you.
person 1: ive never watched the original parent trap.
person 2: drop everything youre doing. leave school, walk out, close everything. go watch it right now.
person 1: ~2 hours and 8 minutes later~ i- i think im in love.
elizabeth: why are you so obsessed with maureen o'hara? youve watched all her movies at least 3 times each! i dont get the hype.
olivia: 🔪⚰️
1: im in love with a dead person
2: who
1: maureen o'hara
2: but i though you were straight
1: EXCEPTIONS CAN BE MADE
person 2: drop everything youre doing. leave school, walk out, close everything. go watch it right now.
person 1: ~2 hours and 8 minutes later~ i- i think im in love.
elizabeth: why are you so obsessed with maureen o'hara? youve watched all her movies at least 3 times each! i dont get the hype.
olivia: 🔪⚰️
1: im in love with a dead person
2: who
1: maureen o'hara
2: but i though you were straight
1: EXCEPTIONS CAN BE MADE
by inlovewithvintage October 29, 2021
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The type of person that says he is a true player/gangsta even though he thinks he is a Mexican person when he looks whiter than a whiteboard and still says "beana" in front of his black friends when he thinks he is saying "nigga"
PS: They are probably a 8th or 9th grader. Maybe even a 7th grader!
Me the black friend: Hey are you white?
Mauricio da playa: No I'm Mexican my beana
Me the black friend: What?
Mauricio da playa: You heard me beana
Me the black friend: Talk a little more clear
Mauricio da playa: I am trying to say the N word except beaner in a gangster way such as beana
Me the black friend: Nigga, you don't sound like a gangsta. You sound like that type of person who is trynna say words cool like a brutha (black person) when you are not a real gangsta/playa. You sound like a wavy Mexican person, or should I say a wavy white person.
Extra:
Me the person that played as the black person: I am not racist I never said the word you call Mexicans I only said Nigga
Me the person that played the Mexican person: Same, I am not racist I never said the N word I only said beana
PS: They are probably a 8th or 9th grader. Maybe even a 7th grader!
Me the black friend: Hey are you white?
Mauricio da playa: No I'm Mexican my beana
Me the black friend: What?
Mauricio da playa: You heard me beana
Me the black friend: Talk a little more clear
Mauricio da playa: I am trying to say the N word except beaner in a gangster way such as beana
Me the black friend: Nigga, you don't sound like a gangsta. You sound like that type of person who is trynna say words cool like a brutha (black person) when you are not a real gangsta/playa. You sound like a wavy Mexican person, or should I say a wavy white person.
Extra:
Me the person that played as the black person: I am not racist I never said the word you call Mexicans I only said Nigga
Me the person that played the Mexican person: Same, I am not racist I never said the N word I only said beana
Mauricio da playa is a guy that thinks he is a playa when he is a wavy white boy and that says he is a "Mexican person"
by aReaBlackPerson May 6, 2022
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