Din-marathon

This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.

John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon

by It is a real thing February 22, 2022

Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.

We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...

by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022

nut marathon

Busting nuts constantly

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”

by xxogaal November 10, 2022

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam

Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.

by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024

MUN Marathon

The act of executing a continuous participation in Model United Nation conferences over a certain period of time. These marathons typically last more than 3+ conferences consecutively and are usually only done by experienced and or dedicated MUNers. This is supported by a statement made by a local marathoner where they personally define MUN Marathon's as "mun stressmaxxing and best del grinding".

Person 1: Yo I felt like such a bum this month bruh. I wish I could make this up somehow.
Person 2: How about you go on a MUN Marathon? that would certainly make you feel better about your loser life.
Person 1: I think I'd die of burn out if I did that.

by yeahfuckthis March 28, 2026

marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.

My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!

by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025