Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015
Get the Mario karted mug.The Royal family got markled in the March 2021 interview with Oprah where 17 accusations made by a temporary Duchess were found to be lies.
by AureT May 1, 2021
Get the Markled mug.Yeah, he made a few bucks from that one hit, but it was no Mariah-Carey-Money.
Rihanna is hot, but she aint making Mariah-Carey-Money.
Rihanna is hot, but she aint making Mariah-Carey-Money.
by BtotheG May 15, 2011
Get the Mariah-Carey-Money mug.She is beautiful, gorgeous, funny, the nicest, sexiest, prettiest, adorable, irresistable, wifey material and she is just perfect.
That beautiful brown eyes will drive anyone absolutly fucking mad and don't let me start about her hair.
Anyone would be a lucky motherfucker to be her friend. And if you are her boyfriend all your luck has already been spent on her.
Her name itself is already beautiful, Mara, goddamn that's amazing.
Not enough words in the universe to describe how much of an amazing woman my girl is, I love her <3
(And also she has a fantastic ass)
That beautiful brown eyes will drive anyone absolutly fucking mad and don't let me start about her hair.
Anyone would be a lucky motherfucker to be her friend. And if you are her boyfriend all your luck has already been spent on her.
Her name itself is already beautiful, Mara, goddamn that's amazing.
Not enough words in the universe to describe how much of an amazing woman my girl is, I love her <3
(And also she has a fantastic ass)
guy 1 : 'dude I met a girl at a party last week and she is so beautiful and kind, and I'm in love'
guy 2 : 'Her name must be Mara, fucking amazing isn't she?'
guy 1 :'how did u know?'
guy 2 : 'Her name must be Mara, fucking amazing isn't she?'
guy 1 :'how did u know?'
by Mara's vriendje November 2, 2020
Get the Mara mug.A big tall man that acts like he is a gangster, but everyone knows he is kind and prefers to be alone. Sometimes he can be a butthead, but that is what makes him a Marxy. He likes deep conversations about space, and conspiracies. He will make the best father/husband to the right woman one day. He secretly wants to be a cowboy, and spend his summers in the sun.
Them: That Marxy sure is a butthead
Me: Marxy is my butthead though.
Them: Marxy is such a loner all he does is watch sports and stay to himself.
Me: Yes, I think I am in love with Marxy
Them: Maybe one day Marxy will move to cowboy land and live the good life in the sun with you.
Me: That would be the dream.
Me: Marxy is my butthead though.
Them: Marxy is such a loner all he does is watch sports and stay to himself.
Me: Yes, I think I am in love with Marxy
Them: Maybe one day Marxy will move to cowboy land and live the good life in the sun with you.
Me: That would be the dream.
by Beckalicious March 18, 2019
Get the marxy mug.A big tall man that acts like he is a gangster, but everyone knows he is kind and prefers to be alone. Sometimes he can be a butthead, but that is what makes him a Marxy. He likes deep conversations about space, and conspiracies. He will make the best father/husband to the right woman one day. He secretly wants to be a cowboy, and spend his summers in the sun.
Them: That Marxy sure is a butthead
Me: Marxy is my butthead though.
Them: Marxy is such a loner all he does is watch sports and stay to himself.
Me: Yes, I think I am in love with Marxy
Them: Maybe one day Marxy will move to cowboy land and live the good life in the sun with you.
Me: That would be the dream.
Me: Marxy is my butthead though.
Them: Marxy is such a loner all he does is watch sports and stay to himself.
Me: Yes, I think I am in love with Marxy
Them: Maybe one day Marxy will move to cowboy land and live the good life in the sun with you.
Me: That would be the dream.
by Beckalicious March 18, 2019
Get the marxy mug.A beautiful, stunning woman with a great sense of humor. She always likes to party and have fun, but always stays responsible and mature whilst doing it. She is a go getter, over achiever, but she is always willing to put up a fight for anyone, especially her kids. She is a true dreamer to everyone that sees her, and definitely a lady’s man. She’s very successful and mature, and usually has a olive type of skin tone. But she isn’t too dark. A Maryann is very compassionate and a great example to kids. I am glad to have a Maryann in my life. ❤️
by Softball Star April 2, 2019
Get the Maryann mug.