MacBook

Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!

Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser

by kingcatIII July 21, 2024

Manhood Parts

Your penis and balls

Every boy has manhood parts

by jorgis_01 March 10, 2025

macboon

a macbook that has been heavily gooned on (a very dirty macbook)

"Bisher why is your mac a macboon"

by BisherAlmasari99999 April 19, 2025

MacBook neo

The newest MacBook from Apple. Costs $599, it’s a budget model with the a18 pro chip, therefore isn’t as fast as an m4 iPad Pro or even the new iPad Air but macOS is better than iPadOS in some areas.

MacBook neo yay or nay?

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 4, 2026

Mahoojinize

To try to gaslight or cause confusion on previously confirmed topics

synonym of: to bamboozle

Coined by MoistCr1TiKaL, 7/13/2025

"We're all being mahoojinized here, by like these elites in power trying so desperately to bury this Epstein conversation."

by dued101 July 13, 2025

mahoogenize

To tell people obvious and conflicting lies constantly, commonly about a widely known truth, to confuse everyone and cause general distrust in any information.

"We are being mahoogenized by elites in power that are so desperate to bury the Epstein conversation."

-Penguinz0

by Barnaby Cobbledick July 13, 2025

MacBook

iphone/ipad with bigger display and keyboard

You bought a MacBook? What an idiot!

by wlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwl July 14, 2025