MILF tickler

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

MILF

Married In Love Forever

Im MILF

by cyborg121693 May 12, 2010

Milf and Cookies

The ultimate snack!

Much better than traditional milk and cookies.

I was really hungry after riding my Unicorn with David Hasselhoff, so we went out for Milf and Cookies

by BRayLujan August 9, 2010

Milf Pancake

A nice ass, a donk, or any other term relating to the big behind of a hot ass feminine lady. If its large enough for you to get the urge to penetrate it, it is a milf pancake.

Yooo that biddy gotta total Milf Pancake!

by WCMM August 27, 2010

milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.

Joanne Binns

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

Grand Milf

See MILF.

The rare case of a really hot grandma you'd like to fuck.

"Yo... Stacy's got a Grand Milf!"

by Losti May 13, 2005

tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004